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Brutal! Trump CLOWNS on Biden, Adam Schiff, Gavin Newsum, others in epic WHCD address

Between honorable mentions and outright roasts, some leftists got it worse than others as the president yucked it up at the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner.

“Oh, you think I’m kidding.”

President Donald Trump wanted to carry on the night of the WHCA event, which was held in Washington, D.C. on Friday after originally being postponed in April due to an assassination attempt.

While some in corporate media took lumps in person, the same couldn’t be said for Democrats like California Gov. Gavin Newsom, Texas state Rep. James Talarico, and former President Joe Biden, who were among those Trump dunked on.

On top of digs at the likes of Don Lemon, Bette Midler and Rosie O’Donnell, a slight against the cadre of so-called late-night comedians absent from hosting duties led to a knock on the “watermelon head” Senator from California, “pencil neck,” Adam Schiff.

“So they thought about going with a professional clown for entertainment, but Adam ‘Shifty’ Schiff was not available,” snarked the president who’d already quipped about his predecessor.

Talking about the historic UFC event held outside the White House on June 14, Trump said, “Just remember, before I came along, if you wanted to see someone lose consciousness on the South Lawn of the White House, all you had to do is ask Joe Biden a question, remember that. Oh, you think I’m kidding.”

He later circled back with a shot against CNN’s Jake Tapper, remarking, “But some people say that Jake Tapper is a great investigative reporter in D.C., and that’s why, after moderating our debate, it only took him one year to break the story that Joe Biden might possibly have suffered from cognitive decline.”

Well before joking about another run for the White House, Trump marked the absence of Democratic frontrunners for the 2028 race. In particular, he called out Newsom and mismanagement of forestry that resulted in devastation from wildfires.

“I was disappointed that Gavin Newscum didn’t show up. He didn’t show up. He should be here. But I heard that he recently said that we will lose our country if we don’t fight fire with fire. And to be fair, there’s only one thing we know about Gavin, and that’s that he definitely doesn’t want to fight fire with water,” quipped the chief executive. “He’s got a lot of water he never uses.”

He went on to point out the governor’s own admission that he “cannot read a speech,” where Newsom referred to himself as a “960 SAT guy,” would prove low-hanging fruit for anyone running against him, adding, “Newsom was in big trouble when he openly admitted that Kamala was smarter than him … If Kamala is smarter than someone, you don’t want that person to be president of the United States of America.”

As for the Democratic Party’s Senate hopeful in the Lone Star State, Trump likened Beto 2.0’s appearance to that of Mad Magazine’s Alfred E. Neuman after adopting the popular nickname for the nominee.

“In Texas, the Democrats are running a candidate named James Talafreako who hates guns, hates oil, hates sex, hates women, and who said he is, ‘a Christian who hates Christianity.’ Other than that,” said the president, “I think his platform is quite good. And that means that he’s not gonna do very well against Ken Paxton, who, hopefully in Texas, is gonna win.”

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