{"id":687429,"date":"2026-10-16T12:25:41","date_gmt":"2026-10-16T12:25:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buglecall.org\/?p=687429"},"modified":"2026-10-16T12:25:41","modified_gmt":"2026-10-16T12:25:41","slug":"arizona-democrats-october-surprise-rpe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buglecall.org\/?p=687429","title":{"rendered":"Arizona Democrat\u2019s October Surprise R*pe!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Campaign yard signs along a street in Tucson, Arizona, during the 2022 midterms. Photo: D&RG Railfan via Wikimedia Commons (CC BY 3.0)<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n

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Originally published at Armageddon Prose on Substack<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n

What\u2019s a girl to do in the unfortunate scenario in which she finds herself down in the polls mere weeks before election night?<\/p>\n

When, as a Congressional candidate, you\u2019re up against a wall in October, any political consultant worth his\/her\/zher salt will offer the same sage, time-tested advice:<\/p>\n

\u201cWhen in doubt, pull out [a rape fantasy from your ass].\u201d<\/h2>\n

Progressives love a good \u201csurvivor\u201d story.<\/p>\n

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Related: #Resistance Liberals Tattoo Themselves Blue to Oppose Fascism, Spot \u2018Safe People\u2019<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Here Democrat Congressional candidate Bernadette Greene-Placentia was on a midsummer\u2019s eve even last August, minding her own business, partaking of Democracy\u2122, out fixing campaign signs at 2 a.m., as one does, when a pair of MAGA Deplorables snuck up from behind, knocked her out, and then raped her right there on the pavement while yelling \u201cDemocratic b***h\u201d in her ear.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately, several problems, which seem to recur with nearly all of these pop rape stories that make their way to the media, present themselves.<\/p>\n

Believable rape survivor Bernadette:<\/p>\n

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\u00b7 Has no earthly idea where her rape occurred<\/p>\n

\u00b7 Has no description to offer of her rapists beyond \u201cblack boots and small feet\u201d<\/p>\n

\u00b7 Didn\u2019t go to police until two weeks post facto<\/em><\/p>\n

\u00b7 Didn\u2019t tell anyone in media until last week even though she\u2019s running for major office and believes the motivation for the midsummer eve\u2019s rape was political in nature \u2014 fresh on the heels of the Cornell 7 rape hoax hysteria<\/p>\n

\u00b7 Didn\u2019t take any pictures of the alleged injuries she suffered<\/p>\n

\u00b7 Didn\u2019t go to the hospital despite having been knocked unconscious<\/p>\n

\u00b7 \u201cTook multiple showers and washed the clothes she was wearing\u201d immediately afterwards, thereby destroying any forensic evidence<\/p>\n

\u00b7 Doesn\u2019t sound like a rape victim at all to anyone with an objective ear. On the contrary, she comes off like a fruitcake who\u2019s been consuming too many TikTok reels from fake rape survivors<\/em> and their advocates, who is enjoying very much the limelight her rape tale has afforded her<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Related<\/strong>: Yale \u2018Fascism Professor\u2019 Flees Country to Escape Trump\u2019s Fourth Reich<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Via ABC7<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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\u201c An Arizona congressional candidate says she was knocked unconscious and sexually assaulted this summer while she was repairing campaign signs overnight<\/strong>.<\/em><\/p>\n

Bernadette Greene-Placentia told investigators that two men raped her,<\/strong> and she kicked her feet up at one point to try to fight back. She said she felt the weight of one of her attackers on her body and had bruises on her arms from being held down, a bump on her head and other injuries, according to police reports.<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201cI knew that I had been knocked out,\u201d Greene-Placentia told The Associated Press on Wednesday\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

Greene-Placentia said she could not recall many details<\/strong> of the Aug. 14 assault, including the exact location or a description of the men, though she said one wore black boots and had small feet.<\/strong> She told investigators one of the men used an expletive to describe her, and she believes he referenced her political party\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

Greene-Placentia said she wishes she had called police immediately and gone to the hospital. After the attack she took multiple showers and washed the clothes she was wearing<\/strong>, police reports state.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Juicy Smollett Redux:
Arizona Democrat Congressional Bernadette Greene-Placentia was out fixing campaign signs AT 2 AM when MAGA bigots r*ped her, called her a “Democratic b*tch” pic.twitter.com\/uQtyUJJ9by<\/a><\/p>\n

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For the record, the whole \u201cmidnight attack by MAGA thugs with no witnesses or corroborating evidence\u201d angle appears eerily similar to the imaginary January 2019 hate crime Juicy Smollett was forced to endure (in his mind) when phantom domestic terrorists accosted him at midnight on the freezing streets of downtown Chicago and screamed \u201cThis is MAGA country!\u201d while they beat him, ultimately hanging a noose around his neck that Juicy was conveniently still wearing for dramatic effect when the cops showed up to take the report.<\/p>\n

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