{"id":663923,"date":"2026-09-06T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2026-09-06T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/buglecall.org\/?p=663923"},"modified":"2026-09-06T11:00:00","modified_gmt":"2026-09-06T11:00:00","slug":"is-this-peak-clown-world-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/buglecall.org\/?p=663923","title":{"rendered":"Is This Peak ‘Clown World’?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Is This Peak ‘Clown World’?<\/span><\/p>\n

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Authored by Steve Watson via Modernity News<\/a>,<\/em><\/p>\n

Transport for London has dropped a dog house-shaped “calm space” onto the concourse at Ealing Broadway station and called it progress.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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The tiny pod features a bench, noise-dampening acoustics and a “soothing” forest mural. They claim that it is part of an effort to “boost accessibility for neurodivergent travellers under TfL’s Equity in Motion strategy,” whatever that means.<\/p>\n

Massive backlash has ensued, with many questioning this as a priority over train delays, complete lack of air conditioning on many lines, poor cleanliness, broken escalators and an epidemic of fare dodgers costing \u00a3190 million a year.<\/p>\n

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We’re trialling a calm space at Ealing Broadway station for four weeks ?<\/p>\n

From today, you’ll find a quieter space for customers who may benefit from a calmer environment during their journey.<\/p>\n

What we learn from the trial will help us understand how we can make our network… pic.twitter.com\/mRFiD2vtvM<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 TfL (@TfL) September 4, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

The kennel is part of TFL’s ‘Equity in Motion’ scheme, a ‘customer inclusion plan’ launched in February 2024 which it claims will make travel “fairer, safer, more inclusive and more accessible.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mark Evers, who leads customer insight, strategy and experience at TfL, told Ealing.News: “Everyone should be able to travel confidently and independently across London, and we know that busy environments can sometimes pose a barrier and be overwhelming, particularly for our neurodivergent customers.”<\/p>\n

“These trials will help us understand how we can better support customers who might need to take some time out when using our services,” he added.<\/p>\n

Jesus wept.<\/p>\n

The photograph did more work than the press release. Open sides. Pitched roof. Wood-effect walls. A painted woodland. A single bench. It reads as a child’s playhouse parked in a ticket hall.<\/p>\n

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Literally crying ? it’s a fucking dog kennel ? https:\/\/t.co\/lnMfJYhkfv<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 Emma Manzini (@EmmaManzini) September 5, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Absolutely, totally and utterly insane. Once upon a time I’d have thought that post from TfL was a joke. Now I believe it’s real. Sadly.<\/p>\n

\u2014 Alastair Hilton (@London_W4) September 5, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Darren Johnson, a former London Assembly member, went at the physics of the claim:<\/p>\n

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I am not sure that putting an open-sided kiosk in a station used by 42,000 passengers a day and calling it a ‘calm space’ actually makes it a calm space. https:\/\/t.co\/pDBoR212mV<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 Darren Johnson (@DarrenJohnson66) September 5, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Surely the forest mural will counter the tannoy blasts, barrier alarms and the endless chirruping of TikTok reels blasting from phones, right?<\/p>\n

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Everyone who played any part in creating this has a ‘non-job’. https:\/\/t.co\/rkSJBiRidS<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 Leo Gibbons (@Layo_FH) September 4, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Serious question… if you can actually get on a tube to go somewhere, how the fuck is waiting in a weird shed going to help you?<\/p>\n

This is design by fuckwit. It really is. https:\/\/t.co\/3kv6IejafA<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 Arthur Foxache ?? (@OldMackIsBack) September 4, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Just make the fucking trains arrive clean and on time. https:\/\/t.co\/1g7JYRs9xp<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 Jack (@FFS_WhatNow) September 4, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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When I was a Councillor my Ward included Ealing Broadway Station. It is a manic station with lots of issues. This ‘calm space’ is an absolute joke, and a complete waste of money. It won’t be long until it is vandalised https:\/\/t.co\/iRDJzcIxGy<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 Alexander Stafford (@Alex_Stafford) September 4, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

There are plenty of more pressing issues:<\/p>\n

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This is all nice and well but Highbury and Islington Station has been missing a ceiling and wall tiles for the last 8 years. Priorities.<\/p>\n

\u2014 Joseph (@josephkazUK) September 4, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Do they really think this thing is going to be used as they envisage?<\/p>\n

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I give it two days until diversity takes a shit inside and then moves in. https:\/\/t.co\/F4ec7PoaKP<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 WireSpy (@WireSpy92) September 4, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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20 minutes until needles, dimps, empties and piss puddles?<\/p>\n

\u2014 Cooking Lager is drinking a wrexham lager (@CarpeZytha) September 4, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

American Citizen, under Milo’s joke post, was blunter: “Chances are a migrant will be inside this taking a shit.”<\/p>\n

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Chances are a migrant will be inside this taking a shit.<\/p>\n

\u2014 American Citizen (@paisnano) September 5, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Day 1-4: 13 year old gangsta wannabes take over and blurt drill music from a Bluetooth speaker and nuisance stream from it.
\nDay 5: Homeless guy takes a shit in it
\nDay 6: Someone is sexually assaulted inside it by an Eritrean
\nDay 7: Dismantled and removed by TFL https:\/\/t.co\/nhjMIvPAX8<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 Sir Webblyingworth Brian Squirrelingtonshire ? (@WebSquirrel) September 5, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

To be fair, the house is more cosy looking than those featured in plenty of accommodation ads in London.<\/p>\n

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Detached house to let in W5, 3500pw plus bills https:\/\/t.co\/ekolfpb3Qj<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 David P GCSE (multiple) (@DavidPGCSE) September 5, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

When passengers noted that the pod would be almost immediately wrecked or occupied, TfL actually replied, suggesting “We understand the concern. The pod is located close to station staff and within CCTV coverage, and it’s included in routine station security and safety checks.”<\/p>\n

They added, “Any inappropriate behaviour will be managed in line with standard station procedures, and any damage will be addressed as needed. The trial will also help us understand how the space is used in practice.”<\/p>\n

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We understand the concern. The pod is located close to station staff and within CCTV coverage, and it’s included in routine station security and safety checks. Any inappropriate behaviour will be managed in line with standard station procedures, and any damage will be addressed…<\/p>\n

\u2014 TfL (@TfL) September 5, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

That sentence is doing a lot of work. “Standard station procedures” is the same toolkit that already coexists with barrier-jumping, vaping in carriages, speakerphone culture and graffiti that TfL has had to throw extra cleaning gangs at.<\/p>\n

The Times reported earlier this year that a graffiti surge left parts of the Underground looking, in one MP’s phrase, “like 1970s New York,” with Bakerloo and Central hit hardest because those lines have so little spare stock that tagged trains stay in service. Bakerloo’s 1972 stock is the oldest passenger rolling stock in the country.<\/p>\n

CCTV does not stop crime when there is no consequence. People refuse fares, vape on trains and disturb other passengers with impunity.<\/p>\n

This is not a quiet branch line. Ealing Broadway is a Zone 3 interchange for the Central line, District line, Elizabeth line and National Rail. At peak times it is a crush of school runs, office traffic and Heathrow-bound crowds.<\/p>\n

It is also a known fare-evasion hotspot. BBC reporting from the concourse described officers watching people hurdle barriers, crawl under them and “double gate” behind paying passengers.<\/p>\n

TfL has put the network-wide loss at about \u00a3190 million a year – 3.5 per cent of fare income – and wants 1.5 per cent by 2030. A later disclosure to Tube Alerter, reported by MyLondon, said the real figure could be as high as \u00a3211 million because TfL applies a 10 per cent haircut to avoid “overstating” the loss.<\/p>\n\n

The same station had a passenger trapped and dragged by a train in November 2024. RAIB published its report in March 2026. Temporary barriers went up on platform 4 because of the gap between train and platform. Lifts routinely fail. Step-free access comes and goes. That is the arena into which TfL has now inserted a woodland cubby and a QR code for feelings.<\/p>\n

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Ffs.
\nHow about you ban people have their phones on speaker or listening to music?
\nMolly coddling adults in this way is embarrassing.
\nA functioning society never needed this kennel before.<\/p>\n

\u2014 Karrie (@KarrieboKarrie) September 5, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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What???????
\nCan someone please tell me what is going on with this generation???
\nAll this ‘safe space’ nonsense and ‘you’re safe with me’ badges??
\nCan anyone imagine this generation in the world wars????
\nWhat are they all scared of? https:\/\/t.co\/AyhNvwsw4I<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 Women Won’t Wheesht ??? (@TheParty1sOver) September 5, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

TFL, which cannot keep toilet facilities usable, has discovered the language of trauma for a four-week photo opportunity.<\/p>\n

There is no air con on most of the deep Tube. Central, Bakerloo, Jubilee, Victoria, Waterloo & City, Piccadilly and Northern still cook passengers in summer. Only about 192 of 620 Tube trains are air-conditioned. The trains many west Londoners ride every day were built when Ted Heath was in Downing Street.<\/p>\n

Sadiq Khan’s City Hall has spent years announcing equity frameworks while the basic deal of public transport – you pay, the train comes, the carriage is usable – has got sloppier. Fare evasion doubled on the Tube against pre-pandemic levels. Prosecutions are still well below the old peak. Penalty fares often go unpaid. Staff take the abuse. Paying passengers fund the gap. Then the same organisation asks those passengers to admire a sensory pod.<\/p>\n

This is peak clown world.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Tyler Durden<\/a><\/span>
\nSun, 09\/06\/2026 – 07:00<\/span><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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